The Prince of Denmark
Fuckaduck. I'm 17 going on 18, I'll take care of you.
So the guy dresses up as Papa Lazarou ( he can get a bro to dress up as Lazarou’s wife) and does the whole “hello, Dave” skit, and when they get to the part after Papa Lazarou fixed the block and says, “Hey, Dave…” instead of spouting gibberish he should propose. If she says yes he can confidently say, ” YOU’RE MY WIFE NOW.”
(Source: agentdaedalus)
I already knew that Pinterest is like Tumblr for people who can’t read.
Now I know that Pinterest is like Tumblr for people who can’t read with a pretentious bouncer out front.
“Request an Invite”
Criminy, man! What is this!
She typed, feigning anger while she waited to be let through the golden gates of Pinterest.
Riddled with bad writing and scandalous confessions. Those with weak sensibilities are advised to look away (except not really. This isn’t so much an emo rant that I secretly want people to read by putting “don’t read” as a tag, but rather something I outright want all people to read so they can learn something about me ((okay the bad writing part is true though)) (((is this how you do parentheses inside parentheses? Is this even allowed? I told you I’m a bad writer))) )
The Doctor and The Torch
SO HAPPY FOR MATT.
It’s not David?
Oh, well. Congratulations, Matt!
SCREAM
(Source: sherlockings)
Vinnnnnnnnnnyyyyy /crai
(Source: mrsgrumpygills)
I do this thing where I make it much more personal. So instead I say, “I’m so hungry I could eat your dog.”
